September 2011
1 post
February 2009
10 posts
Basterds
correct spelling: bastards. i think i went over that in a previous blog.
found a copy of the script for Inglourious Basters online here. got to page 20 tonight and it seems mighty fancy. fuck dude. im probably ruining the movie by reading the script, but i cant help myself. you know how douchebags always say the book is better than the movie? i wonder if i’ll be like “the script was...
Really? 1,411?
someone’s got too much time on their hands.
and i’m not talking about me.
Forbes just ranked the most valuable actors from #1 to #1,411. overdoing it just a tad?
ever wanna change your shit like every minute on myspace? goddamn quotes keep floating through my head and i wanna change it, but i wanna let that last one soak in, and most importantly, i dont wanna spam that status shit...
Elton John
…man that guy is gay. see his greatest hits album laying around. shivers down my spine thinking about his technicolor everything. probably including his dick.
idk what the fuck to talk about. i guess school since its pretty much the biggest thing going on that isnt too personal for me to wanna talk about on this goddamn thing. fuckin Mr….Bernard? idk, juice and jono know, and i dont...
Going Back / Going Home - Butch Walker
Fancy guy...
I Like
i like staying busy. just going out and sitting around and chilling is alright, but its got nothing on staying busy. most days im busy, then relax, then find something to do and stay busy, then relax some more. today was just event after event of different forms of work. very fulfilling day. cant say doing stuff like that was all fun and games, but i feel like i had a very good day just doing shit...
StumbleUpon
i was about to write a nice long blog. all amped and ready for it. then i remembered about StumbleUpon. i think im gonna do that instead.
if youre not in, enter this code: http://www.stumbleupon.com/
then follow the directions. it will change your life 8D
Mathbonics
i remember when i took that Anthropology class (…or was it Minorities in America?) and there was a chapter on ebonics, and then it gave us examples of how to speak in ebonics. it had a picture of a little black girl yelling, and she was saying “Momma done lost her keys!” that may be the funniest thing i have ever seen in a school textbook.
that memory was just sparked when...
The Tension and the Terror - Straylight Run
I...
your junk's in your hand
it happened again. its been years since. just discussed this the other night with someone.
im talking about when youre all looking around for something that you had in your hand the whole time. im pretty sure everyone’s experienced this, and im pretty sure every one of those people have discussed this phenomenon with someone, so really, im not bringint anything new to the table here. its...
January 2009
3 posts
Blogging Mood
im not in the mood to blog, even though i wanna chat with myself.
i think i figured out what state i need to be in that makes me wanna do it.
but i havent felt like that in a while.
felt good for the first time in a while today.
it went away though. not cool.
blogging about how im not in the mood to blog?
what kind of crap is that/this?!
Wakey Wakey...you know the rest?
every day of school is another day of struggling to stay awake. 745 class everyday, and i my body should get used to it, but every single day i find myself napping in class. honestly, this is only the 2nd week of school and i’ve snoozed every day (except for the first day because class was like 30 minutes of syllabus junk…or i just skipped the class). i got one class with Dr. Bell, who...
Quick Thought
i scanned a page on yahoo and thought i saw the word “bologna” but it ended up really saying “Mediterranean” so i was way off. it sparked something and im not doing anything now, so might as well do this.
bologna bugs the crap out of me. i dont know what its made of. assuming a mixture of a bunch of stuff, but i wont eat it. fucking scares me too. and the spelling. thats...
December 2008
2 posts
November 2008
24 posts
Thanksgiving Break
this isnt good.
not good at all.
i missed the entire week of school. the next two days we get off from school.
monday i woke up too late to go to math. got ready for physics, then watched tv instead. only class left that day was circuits and i wasnt driving across town for just that.
tuesday i didnt feel like sitting through a history lecture and decided physics lab was wasnt worth the time.
...
Brooklyn Basement - Tequila Mockingbird
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Yawn Fuck
turns out that poo last night wasnt coffee induced. just thought id let you know. i hella believed jono, but he was talking out of his ass apparently…where poo comes from, tee hee! last night’s drink worked…until the clock struck 4. i was going down, so i popped a coke and downed it real quick. then i passed out and woke up half hour before test time with a little more than half...
Snails - The Format
Here’s some more poppy...
Coke
im back from my not-so-definite hiatus. i wanted to be off this until tomorrow, but coke has driven me back. im craving it big time and will go to 7-11 in a minute. but coke…why has it hit me so hard. its obvious im addicted. if i ever seem sluggish or not so chipper, i probably need a coke. pismo this year wasnt that fun for the first day or so, then i bought an armful of cokes and i...
Tired of Sex - Weezer
get this out of the way...
Watchthat knock knock joke reminded me of this video. i wonder how The Fall Of Ib is doing? 2,063 views. not too shabby.
Are You Not Entertained?!?!
Mr. Man: Knock Knock.
Funny Guy: Who's there?
Mr. Man: Joe
Funny Guy: Come in!
Mr. Man: Fucking jerk.
I Did My Best
thats my excuse for a lot of stuff now. if something goes wrong and its my fault, when i say that, it makes it all okay, because what can you ask of me besides my best? if my best isnt good enough, im a poor soul and you should rely on someone else next time. gimme a break.
i was watching Family Feud the other day, and the question was “What do you normally squeeze when you go to a grocery...
My Friend - Dr. Dog
i was diggin this song super...
“I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull’s...”
– Chris Farley
Fuuuuck Meeee!!!
hahah, karen hella yelled that when i double jumped her Kings in checkers today. might be the last time i ever hear her curse. i wanna apologize to Cool Serg again, but i dont wanna make too big a deal out of it. hope everything’s cool niggeracci. anyways, the reasno for this is because that last post had me listen to Abbey Road, and i regret posting the song i posted. i shouldve put up Here...
Oh! Darling - The Beatles
all throughout my life,...
Liftoff Day
ahhh, another sunday. typical sunday too. bunch of homework and studying and reading that needs to get done, but probably wont get done. you know how wednesday is Hump Day? so if the week is seen as the process of a pound, i see it as you laying down pounding, and sunday is when you lift off the flesh, wednesday is when you hit the top point of your thrust, and the rest of the week is penetration...
Retro Bitch
What ever happened to Retro Bitch? anyway, i came across this in a friend’s blog. i was doing a survey one night and i came across this question. nearly a year ago. said friend hella posted as a blog. as lame as that was, i was flattered.
23. Do you like Batman? not really, i dont care. not a big superhero or comic dude. i like some of the movies though, like the most recent. i wonder...
“The angle of my dangle
Is inversely proportional
To the heat of my meat.”
– Will Ferrell
Dreams Old Men Dream - Cold War Kids
off of one...
Watchthis takes some serious skill. classic video. this is what i was talking about earlier tonight at the thursday night spot. that lady from the Marines that came by and decided we were cool to hang out with…hella killed it. am i right or am i jerkin my gerkin?
I Like Rock Band
I cant put a title for a picture? Alls well. i must admit this is a lameass comic, but im with the guy on the plastic toy, because I AM HIM! (around the world now im back again!). ive had haters tell me stuff like that before, “why dont you play a real instrument.” they dont even play real insturments. fuck them. you know Rock Band has competitions? on mtv?! and theyre based on stage...
Because I Know How To Blog?
How do you do this? I’ve always wanted a place where I can just type some bullshit. Myspace wasnt cutting it. I’m not gonna post bulletins or blogs there. Shit needs to be legit. Theres always shit i wanna blog about, but never knew where or just decided it wasnt that important. Fuck that, now i gots me an official blog. Last thing that was bugging me about myspace that i wanted to...
Relax (Take It Easy) - Mika
Seems fitting for the...