Elton John
…man that guy is gay. see his greatest hits album laying around. shivers down my spine thinking about his technicolor everything. probably including his dick.
idk what the fuck to talk about. i guess school since its pretty much the biggest thing going on that isnt too personal for me to wanna talk about on this goddamn thing. fuckin Mr….Bernard? idk, juice and jono know, and i dont give a fuck what his name is. he got pwned once again today by my fellow students. first he got schooled when it came to cooling steel, and now he got his ass handed to him discussing electronics. in his defense, he said plenty of times:
“man, i feel weird up here because i dont really know what im teaching”
“im gonna stop there because im not sure about what im doing”
“lets quit that problem before i confuse everyone any more”
“hmm, im not sure. look in chapter 2 when you get home for that.”
“hahaha, i already told you, idk much about this. haha.”
not funny you motherfucker. im not really that mad, so pretend i used a word that wasnt so harsh right there. 2.5 hours of that class and we pretty much learn one algebraic formula each day. once i get the formula i can pretty much bounce if we didnt have a shitty fuckin lab. everyone standing around with a piece of metal waiting their turn on the one machine. he gives us a 10-15 minute break every class though, and we just go sit at a picnic table and stretch it to 30 minutes or more. no biggie. we have a break before that class too, so we go and eat and dont bother leaving the place until class is scheduled to start, then show up like 15 minutes late, and class usually hasnt started because he says “hmmm, not a lot of people. lets wait for more people to show up and ill go to my office.” me jono and juice just sit around on our phones, doing other classes hw, or just talking shit right there about the teacher. hahah, 3rd day of class, this one guy who already dropped the class showed mad disappointment when the teacher was being stupid. put his elbows on the table and held his face in his hands and said “jeeeezus christ.”
first day of class we were given a safety lecture by the department’s technician while the teach made the lamest fucking jokes.(1) the technician asked the guy if he handed out and had us sign the safety waivers, to which he replied
“ohhhh. nooo. where would those be?”
“in your mailbox”
“want me to go get them right now?”
“umm, you havent made copies of it yet, have you?”
“no. i guess ill just do it next time”
then he was asked later what something on our syllabus said, and we said we didnt get one, so the technician asks him
“you got the syllabus to hand out? its kinda important”
“ohhh…nope! haha, left those at home!”
(1)today he made a joke about how math people might as well write out the problem, then for their work write “then a miracle occurred” and then proceed to write the answer. he said because he doesnt know wtf most of all that work means.
im always taking bathroom breaks and going for a walk because its hard to stand that guy talking nonsense to fill up 2.5 hrs. i realized the other day that everytime i walk into a public restroom, it never once crosses my mind that all the stalls may be occupied. its always a huge disappointment when you need a stall and theyre all taken. i wonder if its embarrassing when you take a smelly ass shit, then when leaving you see the guy who is waiting for that stall and feel bad for what he’s about to go through. when im the guy leaving the stall and i see someone, time to put my head down and start walking faster.
whats up with people using stalls to go pee?i hate waiting for a stall because all the guys are too shy or gay to use a urinal. im sure as hell not gonna check out any guy’s dick while standing there. they afraid theyre gonna slip up and try to take a peek and get caught? my deal is im not gonna check out anyone’s junk, and if they sneak a peek, so what? just another appendage. just like an ugly finger. they got one too, so idk why theyd need to see someone elses, but whatever.
i just glad grade school stuff is over where kids drop their pants around their ankles to take a piss and act all cool like theyre not standing there naked. i saw some of that action in high school, but it was a special ed kid, so i couldnt make a big deal out of it. that was during Mr. K’s bio class. that class was hella fun. damn, every class in high school was fun. i dont remember ever hating a class. someone was always willing to fuck around in class. i wouldnt take it to the limit though and get suspended, just get hella detentions and get yelled at a lot. hmmm, unlike most people, i miss high school. not because i was some mr. popular or anything because i surely wasnt. just because i had a lot of fun. all that drama people always complain about never really bothered me. ive typed too much. quit.
3 years ago